|By Aaron Sims | 2 years ago|
11. Police dogs
*walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer…
— jacqueline (@jackiecarbajal) December 30, 2014
10. Airborne Poop
birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. let's do it, let's poop mid-air.
— Megan Neuringer (@MeganNeuringer) May 16, 2013
9. Frogs use Google too
frogs googling "bugs how to find lots of bugs at night time delicious "
— 6 ft away from lexie mountain (@mountainlex) June 15, 2013
8. Parent’s say the strangest things sometimes
*parents come into my room*
"We need to talk to you… We think you're an owl."
*turns neck all the way around to face them*
"Who- I MEAN WHY"
— elaine (@IRLPepperMD) March 13, 2014
7. Storks and babies
Do storks carry anything else or are they just like obsessed with babies
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 17, 2015
6. An average day
DOGS: ★★★★★ So cute, many colors & sizes, happy butts, cold noses, some know where the ball is, breath could be better. A++ WOULD PET AGAIN
— summer goth 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) December 8, 2013
5. Name shaming
My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan
— sophie (@Scphietab) March 12, 2015
4. What about the other reindeer?
"Um wow okay"
-all of Santa's other reindeer
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) December 14, 2014
3. Internet searching by a duck
Duck internet search history:
what is "breadwinner"
how to become breadwinner
where to win bread
— Marin Hubka (@marinhubka) July 30, 2014
2. A day in the life of a caterpillar
I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) June 12, 2013
- Stupid pet names
some cats are like "i hate this dumb name you gave me." but i like the ones that are clearly saying "FOOLS! COWER BEFORE THE IRE OF WAFFLES"
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) November 16, 2014